My life is perpetual paradox between i’m too high for this and I’m not high enough for this
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gravemomnito:

chocohawlic:

meagan-hood:

chulaspice:

vahlokke77:

chulaspice:

why are white rich people the ones who always wanna rip u off n try not to pay full price for shit n asking for samples
did u get a sample of that louis vuitton????

Well, you see, the reason they’re rich is because they don’t piss away all their money on things. So they bargain. They find the clearance section. They shop around for a deal. They save and only spend on the essentials like food and bills. Then, when they’ve saved up enough, they buy the shit they want. What a concept.

ur naive if u think this is how people get rich lmfao
especially people in Orange County

lmao the naivete

I’m literally screaming

Like, there is not a single rich person contributing their success to switching from Kraft mac n cheese to Great Value

i started buying dollar store peanut butter and now i have 47 lamborghinis

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shittyidea:

Put a tea bag in your mouth, then pour in the boiling water

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